About RoastRoom

RoastRoom turns one room photo into a brutally specific design roast, three affordable fixes, and a polished card made to share. It is built for renters, dorm residents, and anyone whose space needs an honest second opinion.

Our rule is simple: roast the room, never the person. The humor should make the advice memorable, while every recommendation stays practical, budget-aware, and friendly to spaces you may not own.